Cheetos

Why are you so tasty?!

You know what I hate?

Effing fake complements!

"You have such a pretty face."

Eff you and your effing fake complements! I'd rather you not say anything at all. Grrrrrrrrr!

I'm getting back on my diet now.

*tears*

Office Diet

So, almost every woman I know wants to lose a few pounds. My office is full of women...and they've decided they all want to do this one specific diet. It's called the Sacred Heart Diet. Have you ever heard of it? Basically you eat a lot of soup and veggies...

Anyhoo, my whole office is doing it. I thought I'd do it too. I'm a little scared. It says, "It will flush your system of impurities and give you a feeling of well-being.", which basically means we'll poop a lot right?! Eeeeeew. It also says, "By the end of the 7th day, if you have not cheated on this diet, you should have lost 10 to 17 pounds." Now, that I can handle.

What do you think? Do you know anyone who has done this?

Diets and TV...

O.M.G. I saw a pic of myself from last weekend. It was atrocious! It was so awful I broke down and cried! Kinda like Jen did when she saw a pic of herself on BB8, but I cried for GOOD REASON! I can NOT believe I really look like that. It's so awful! Ahhh! =( I'm going back on Weight Watchers ASAP. Don't worry, I'm not going to post about it on this blog. I will DEFINITELY NOT post any body pics of myself here. Icky! I would never subject my loyal readers (reader?) to that!

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One thing that goes really well with diets...my outrageous TV obsession. <ridiculously long pause like Borat> NOT! So, because I'm bored I'm going to tell you all about what I love to watch! Yay for you!

• Biggest Loser


• Beauty and The Geek


• Survivor


• House


• Brothers and Sisters


• Grey's Anatomy - MY FAVE!


• Private Practice


• Heroes


• My Name Is Earl


• The Office


• Scrubs


• House Hunters


• House Hunters International


• Project Runway


• Top Chef


• Sarah Silverman Show


• Daily Show


• The Colbert Report


• America's Next Top Model


• American Idol


• So You Think You Can Dance


• Big Brother

How pathetic am I?! Thank the Lord for DVR's people! =) I love TV, especially...if you couldn't already tell...reality TV. I'm super stoked about the premier of Grey's and Private Practice. I heart Shonda Rhimes! I swear, if we were to meet, we'd be instant BFFs! Anyone else out there love the Biggest Loser? I love to sit my big butt on the couch and cry with them over their weight loss while I eat a pint of Ben & Jerry's.

Well, I think that's enough rambling for today. I must skeedattle (sp?). Gotta get home in time for the premier of Beauty and The Geek!

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